Please put your butt away

Anyone else sick and tired of seeing the entire student populations body every day after about March 15th? Yes I said March 15th. I remember we had a 65 degree weather break only two weeks after a snow storm that got us out of school for a day. Apparently that short weather break gave everyone in the world the go ahead to wear the shortest of the booty shorts.

This poses a question to me. Where are your parents? Why are they letting you out of the house wearing the crap you wear? No one in your house found it inappropriate that I can see the bottom of your butt?

I also have a bone to pick with the newest fad, leggings. THEY ARE NOT PANTS, NOT PANTS AT ALL, NOT EVEN CLOSE! They are spandex and elastic. I can see every single inch of every crevice of your body and thats disgusting! Every day I see at least 20 people a period change wearing leggings. Its perfectly okay if you at least make an ATTEMPT to cover your butt with a dress or a skirt, but whats all this of HEY heres a t shirt and uhm....wow where'd my jeans go? Oh well theres this pair of leggings from pratice....SURE WHY NOT. What I hate even more than leggings is....WHITE LEGGINGS. Hey,...nice underwear? Thanks for showing me? No!

I have been guilty of wearing short shorts sure but thats when the weather calls for it like when its 90? Not 65 degrees,...two weeks after a snow storm. Not to mention IT IS SPRING PEOPLE. Spring, spring, spring, spring, NOT SUMMER.

Put it away.